The Crazy Turn
June 18th, 2010Since the core of Lunchbox revolves around the interactions between different powers, I thought it’d be fun to see if I could describe a turn in which every character was involved.
Some background: There are three kinds of powers: Deliberate powers can only be triggered on your own turn. Optional and Automatic powers can be triggered on other Players’ turns.
BTW, this turn would basically never happen unless the Players were working together to force it. It depends on one Player snagging *all* the Deliberate-powered characters at team selection, and nobody dying prior to this turn. That said, let’s get to it:
I’ve designated this a Bold versus Italics type of thing, and I’ll style the character names so you can see the teams in play. Oh, and some of these names are highly placeholder for now.
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At the start of the turn, ISIS’ healing field automatically heals herself and all characters nearby. Suddenly TIMESLIP appears, stepping out of a time-travel portal to this turn from a previous one. TIMESLIP uses the remains of his temporal acceleration to punch OMA STURM.
TAISHO uses her psychic motivational power to grant an action to every other character on her team.
SHRAPNEL violently explodes, killing off three of the genegineered orangutan MALAYA MATSING’s clones and slightly damaging the rocky GRANITE and the martial artist speedster HYPE-17. LIFELINE absorbs most of the damage with her forcefield belt, and the invulnerable concrete golem REBAR and the intangible spy WRAITH are unaffected by the explosion. SIPHON magically draws health out of REBAR and redirects it to GRANITE, restoring him to full health.
Half-avian AERIE flies over the scene of the explosion but hits the edge of ANTIGRAVITY’s heavy-grav field and crashes to the ground, stunned.
Speedster JACKRABBIT teleports using a combination of NEXUS’ and GATE CRASHER’s portals, and then GATE CRASHER closes his portals.
Technomagical robot MENACE unleashes his fully charged mega-blast. MIRA throws her Psi-Shield in the path of the blast, but it blows right through it, killing NEXUS, MIRA, JACKRABBIT… and the previously invisible WHISPER! As they die, they each leave an Essence behind. GARRA FLOTERIA is also caught in the blast, but her plant-enhanced health allows her to survive.
OMA STURM’s wind pushes MENACE along the path of his blast to pick up the Essences of the killed enemies. As MENACE is blown along, two of TRIPWIRE’s automated turrets blast him, and he’s finished off when he hits one of PLASTIQUE’s hidden mines. On death, he leaves behind 5 Essences: the ones he picked up as well as his own.
PSIKON uses mind-control to force FREE SPIRIT’s astral form to take over BAZOOKA JILL’s body. Against her will, BAZOOKA JILL fires her bazooka blast at the vampiric DARKBLOOD, nearly killing her teammate. The blast also hits AEGIS, who deflects the power towards RELAY, who absorbs the power for later use.
PERMAFROST traps the explosive JUX in a shell of ice.
MEDIUM draws NEXUS’s Essence to herself and manifests NEXUS’ power: all of the world’s Nexus Portals are now active, but only for members of MEDIUM’s team.
MIND-POWER uses his telekinesis to move JYU’DOH into the middle of a crowd of enemies. JYU’DOH uses his inertia-canceling martial arts to throw the enemies all over the place. NAMELESS is thrown at ILLUSIONIST, but it’s only one of ILLUSIONIST’s hologram copies. REAPER is thrown into the pile of Essences left behind by MENACE’s death. REAPER picks up MENACE’s Essence and revives him on an adjacent space. DIVINITY is thrown at one of MEGALITH’s indestructable columns and falls down stunned. RIVET is thrown at PAX, stunning them both. Now PAX’s nullifying power will prevent RIVET from controlling the indestructible robot IRONCLAD.
MOONSHINE uses his advanced shockgun to blast NAMELESS. NAMELESS’ spirit guardian absorbs the damage, but the shockwave throws NAMELESS backwards through three of SERE’s flames. The damage of the three flames overwhelms NAMELESS’ guardian and NAMELESS dies, leaving his Essence behind.
FADEOUT attempts to teleport next to SANCTUARY, but SANCTUARY’s protective shield prevents it, so FADEOUT teleports to a space further away from SANCTUARY.
VELOCITY jets along the ground, bouncing off of DIVINITY and NINE LIVES before passing through one of ILLUSIONIST’s illusions and getting stuck in one of BLOBSTER’s sticky blobs. NINE LIVES is stunned by VELOCITY’s impact.
WILDBEAR attacks NINE LIVES, easily hurting the stunned enemy. Now consumed with battlerage, WILDBEAR continues attacking until NINE LIVES is dead. NINE LIVES reincarnates at her base, looking a bit worse for wear but alive.
HEALING GUN heals OMA STURM back to full health.
Anticipating an attack, HARVESTER shapeshifts from his spare, taloned attack form to his heavily-armored defensive form.
THUNDERHEAD summons up a stormcloud for later use.
SWITCHEROO teleport-exchanges position with PARASITE, who then stuns THUNDERHEAD and copies his storm-controlling powers.
TREMOR slams the ground with his enchanted hammer, and the resulting quake stuns PSIKON, JACKRABBIT, FREE-SPIRIT, HARVESTER, SANCTUARY, JUX, TRIPWIRE, HYPE-17, BAZOOKA JILL and the real ILLUSIONIST and flings them all away from him in every direction.
SHRIEK uses her powerful voice to blast FREE-SPIRIT with concussive force.
With everyone crowded together, EGAN’s electrical zap arcs through every single character and object on the board except for TREMOR, who has just created a safe clearing about him, and WRAITH, who is intangible.
First to die are those who are stunned or already damaged: AERIE, BAZOOKA JILL, DARKBLOOD, DIVINITY, FREE SPIRIT, HYPE-17, ILLUSIONIST, MEGALITH, PAX, PSIKON, RIVET, SANCTUARY, THUNDERHEAD and TRIPWIRE.
Lightly damaged by the zap are ANTIGRAVITY, FADEOUT, GRANITE, HARVESTER, JYU’DOH, MALAYA MATSING, MIND-POWER, OMA STURM, PLASTIQUE, REAPER, SERE, SHRIEK, SWITCHEROO, TREMOR and WILDBEAR.
The protective casing of ice around JUX is smashed by the zap, leaving JUX unharmed.
Heavily damaged and stunned by the zap are GARRA FLOTERIA, GATE CRASHER, HEALING GUN, ISIS, LIFELINE, MEDIUM, MOONSHINE, NINE LIVES, PARASITE, PERMAFROST, SHRAPNEL, SIPHON, TAISHO, TEMPUS, TIMESLIP and VELOCITY. Of these, ISIS, PARASITE, SIPHON and TAISHO are killed by exploding mines and turrets that were destroyed by the zap.
IRONCLAD and REBAR are unaffected by the zap due to their invulnerability. BORROWER borrows REBAR’s invulnerability and is also unharmed. RELAY absorbs the zap harmlessly, replacing the previously absorbed bazooka blast. AEGIS deflects the zap at HEALING GUN, who dies.
BORROWER borrows EGAN’s powers and now uses the electrical attack against her. With less crowded conditions the zap doesn’t propagate as far. Still, HARVESTER, JUX, MOONSHINE, REAPER and TREMOR are heavily hurt and stunned by BORROWER’s zap.
Killed by this second zap are GATE CRASHER, MEDIUM, NINE LIVES, SHRAPNEL and TEMPUS. NINE LIVES reincarnates at her base, looking a bit worse for wear but alive. As TEMPUS dies, her power kicks in, reversing the flow of time all the way back to the beginning of the turn, literally undoing everything that has happened.
At the start of the turn, ISIS’ healing field automatically heals herself and all characters nearby. Suddenly TIMESLIP appears…

